Little snip
The Seresins MASTERLIST
Warnings: cursing, Jake being a worried dad
A/n: This is one of my birthday celebration blurbs that kinda got longer. I got the idea from a tumblr friend @rosiahills22 and she's been so supportive for my writing so I hope all of you enjoy and thank you to my dearest tumblr friend for this idea
Summary: While you and Penny go out for a girls day you leave your son with Jake and Bradley and it takes an awfully unexpected turn
You were going out today to have a girls day with Penny having to leave JJ with Jake today. Jake decide to invite Bradley over to watch the baseball game and it would make a fun day for the three of them.
"Okay, JJ ate, his glasses are on the kitchen counter, I took the dog out for a walk already and JJ probably will go down for a nap in around an hour or two." You tell him kind-of feeling worried about leaving JJ with the two of them.
"Minx, don't worry he'll be fine with me and Rooster. He'll probably watch the game for a bit and then fall asleep and I'll bring him upstairs,"Jake tells you reassuringly. You always feel worried leaving JJ when it's not needed.
"I know, I just worry. Call me if anything happens," you tell him."I promise I'll call you but there is no need. He'll be fine with me and Rooster," he says.
"I don't know if that's called being fine."
"Honey!"he pretends to get offended. "I'm joking,"you kiss him on the cheek and walk into the living room where your three year old and his uncle are sitting.
"Momma!"your son call out to you jumping of the couch and running up to you and you bend over to pick him up.
As you rest him on your hip you tell him. "You gotta behave for Daddy and Uncle Roo. Okay, little man, that means no funny business."
He nods in agreement and you kiss him on the cheek placing him back down.
"Okay, I gotta go. Penny is probably waiting for me there. Bye boys." And at that you leave and get in your car and your gone.
"So Buddy what do you want to do?" Jake asks him since there is still some time before the game starts.
He rubbed his eyes. "Sleep" Jake chuckled, "You're sleepy" JJ nodded. "Go take a nap. Me and Uncle Roo will be down here."
JJ has been getting independant when it comes to naps saying he'll go himself but night time is completely different when I say this man has a whole bedtime stories and cuddle procedure I'm not lying.
"Damn Bagman, your kid is so chill," Rooster says quite amazed how calm JJ is. " Yeah I know, he definitely gets it from Minx."
"Yeah well that's obvious, look at his father," Rooster says jokingly."Yeah yeah, shut up Chicken."
Bradley put his beer down that Jake brought him on the living room table."Nah but it's cool you have calm tiny you." He tells Jake.
"Yeah but he can get a little mad when he's tired." Rooster laughed. "I know."
The game starts and when it's about 45 minutes in they heard some footsteps upstairs. "Well..." Jake stood up using his hands to lift himself. "I guess my buddy's awake. Continue watching, while I go check on him."
Bradley shrugged picking up the remote higherining the volume. It only took a couple of seconds till he heard Jake panicking upstairs.
“Oh God! Buddy put those down!” JJ froze as Jake ran across the bathroom.
“Oh no…no no no little one no. Your mom is going to kill me for this” he panicked as he saw just where JJ cut. JJ hair was about shoulder length and you and Jake would always put it a cute little man bun and now Jake can see that JJ cut off around four to five inches.
“Buddy what were you doing?” He asked shocked, hoping he was dreaming.
And at that Bradley ran into the bathroom. "Hey, is ever-" he lost words when he saw JJ hair. "Oh god," Bradley ran his hands down the side of his face knowing that this will go horribly.
“Little, Snip” he said grinning 'snipping’ the scissors that he found on the bathroom counter.
Jake sighted and quickly took the scissors out of your son's hands avoiding the 'snipping'.
“Yes...you did snip. God buddy, that's a big bit… okay, we can work with this just turn around” he tried putting on a fake smile, he wasn't mad at JJ he could never be mad at him he was just worried.
"Bradley, go call Phoenix and tell her to get over here immediately and tell her not to say anything to Y/n." After Jake said that to Bradley he ran downstairs to get his phone and call Nat.
"Daddy, are you mad at me?"JJ ask picking up the hint of sadness in Jake's tone. "Buddy, you know I could never get mad at you. Your my little guy and there's no way I could get mad at my buddy."
JJ smiles acknowledging that his dad is not angry at him. Bradley runs back upstairs with his phone in his hand after calling Nat.
"JJ, how about you go to your mommy's and daddy's room while I talk to your daddy."Bradley tells JJ, getting a nod in reply as the little boy runs out the room.
"Okay, I called Phoenix she said she'll be here in 10. So should we call Minx about this, she did tell you to call her if anything happened and this is a big thing." Bradley tells him earning a groan from Jake.
"Rooster, calling Minx right now is probably the equivalent of choosing my wife to kill me today."
And just a few seconds later they hear the doorbell ring meaning Nat has arrived. Jake was about to go get the door as Bradley stopped him. "You get JJ, I'll get the door. I didn't tell Phoenix what happened I just told her that it was for JJ so brace yourself."
Jake groaned and gripped the counter. "I'm really gonna die today."
Jake walked to his bedroom where his son is sitting and lifted his little boy on his hip. "Let's go downstairs and show this to aunt Nat. Let's see if she can fix this little masterpiece of yours." With that being said he holds his little boy and goes downtairs.
While walking down he can hear Phoenix whisper shout at Bradley and started regretting the decision of going downstairs.
"What do you mean you left him unsupervised, HE'S THREE!" Phoenix whisper shouted at Bradley. "Did you really think we thought this was going to happen!"Bradley whisper shouted back at her.
"Okay you two calm down, child entering the room," Jake says as he enters the kitchen where Phoenix and Rooster are.
Phoenix is in utterly shock. " Buddy, what did you do to your hair," She asked him not believing the uneven strands of hair that some are cut up to his head.
"Little snip," JJ answers hiding his face in the crook of Jake's neck, now feeling guilty.
"Yeah no, that's a big snip," Phoenix muttered under her breath. "Have any of you contacted Y/n," she asks looking at the hair mess JJ made.
"Nope," the two older men say in union.
"Okay that was not the answer. I expected," Phoenix tells them, "So why am I here,"she asks the two of them.
"Well one day you did mention about cutting hair for guys you were deployed with," Bradley said remembering the conversation a little while back.
"I mean I could try but we have to shave the sides of," She tells them now walking up to JJ in Jake's arms and ruffing around his hair.
"Hey buddy, we gonna make your hair look like daddy's okay," she tells him taking the little boy out of his hands and ordering the two other men. "Okay now you two, get me scissors, an razor, a towel and a comb," she tells them as the two of them as they run upstairs.
"JJ, why did you cut your hair buddy," she asks him quietly. "Just wanted little snip," he tells his aunt.
"I know but you gotta tell your momma and daddy about these things because now it's going to be a big snip for a little guy," she tells him. "Now you're going to have hair like your daddy," she informs him.
"That a big snip," he tells her stretching his little arms out to show her how big. "Yeah it is big,"she mutters.
When Jake and Bradley walk back into the room with everything she sits JJ down on a stool getting a towel of Bradley and wrapping it around JJ shoulders.
"Okay, I'm going to uses some of his bobbins on the longer parts at the top because we're not shaving them. I'll try to give him a little fade and just leave the top but cut it shorter," she tells Jake giving him a sympathetic look as she can see how stressed he is.
"Do whatever you can Phoenix, let's try and fix this little guys mess,"he tells her.
After a big side shave and and a trim, JJ hair was as short as his daddys and the 5 inches of hair where now gone. " Hey buddy, do you like it," he ask his little boy. "My hair like yours," JJ answers him.
"Yeah your hair like mine," Jake smiles at his son and turns to Phoenix. " Thank you so much Nat,"he thanks her all in relief. " Don't worry Bagman, that's what the cool godmothers are for," she tells him winking at JJ.
"So how long until Minx is back," Bradley asks him while Jake forgot about the shit he was about to get into with his wife.
"She should be back for this little guys bedtime so around 8," he tells him ruffling JJ's short hair.
"That means we got an hour," Nat says.
"A full hour till I die," Jake mutters under his breath.
They wait the hour in the sitting room. Jake gave JJ a quick bath and cleaned his glasses and now they are watching some of the little boys favourite movies.
They hear your car pull in and Jake sighs knowing this will not go well. Your keys twist in the door and your only dog at that time Maggie comes running and jumping at you in excitement.
"Hey Mag, I missed you too," you say leaning down for the dog licks with your keys and bag still in hand.
You set your things on the little stand beside your front door and walk into your sitting room only illuminated by the light from the TV.
You see Jake and Bradley and it looks like JJ is in between them and Nat is on the chair beside the couch.
You turn on the light being a bit confused why Phoenix being there. " Hey gu-" you say turning around losing the ability of speaking when you see your son hair.
"Buddy what happened!" You say fully shocked. "Little snip,"your son says snuggling into Jake.
You kneel Infront of the couch and stretch out your arms. "Come here baby, give momma a look," you say and JJ gets off the couch to see his hair.
"It's so short baby," you tell him. "Do you like it momma?" JJ ask you giving you a full spin. "Umm... Yeah buddy I do," you say still shocked not believing your eyes.
"Shouldn't you be in bed," you tell him. "Yeah but I wanted to say bye, momma, before bed," he tells you.
"You should be saying bye to daddy," you say sternly, glaring at Jake.
You don't even say anything to him and bring JJ upstairs to put him down for bed.
Bradley just looks at Jake and say. "Bagman, your doomed."
"Yeah, no shit Sherlock," Jake snaps back at him. "Maybe she'll calm down," Nat suggest shrugging. "Yeah no, there's no chance of that," Jake tells her as you come down the stairs.
"What the hell happened here when I was gone!"you whisper shouted to not wake JJ.
"Look honey, he just got to a pair of scissors and cut a bit of his hai-" Jake says but you cut him off.
"He just. What do you bloody mean he just! HE'S THREE JAKE! THREE! AND HE GOT TO SCISSORS!" You whisper shouted at him again.
"They were out on the bathroom counter and boom he got to them!" Jake whisper shouted back.
"Yeah, but the two of you were supposed to supervise him!" You snap back at him pointing at him and Bradley.
" We were and he just got to them. What were we supposed to do!" He tells you.
" You were supposed to call me okay. That's all I wanted. I clearly said to call me if something was wrong,"you tell him now calming down.
" I know I just didn't want to worry you," he said resting his hands on your shoulders.
" Well at least you called Nat instead of Bradley dealing with it," you say smirking.
"What's wrong with me!" Bradley exclaimed being a bit offended.
"Well if you cut my son's hair I would actually cry."
A/n: Hope you guys enjoyed that and see you guys at another fic tomorrow
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